He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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