Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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