He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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