no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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