Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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