I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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