omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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