Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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