playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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