why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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