Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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