Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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