No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Randomize
