i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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