last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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