You're my little dorito
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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