This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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