i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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