I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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