I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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