Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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