this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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