Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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