is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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