That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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