Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It was confusing and full of hummus
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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