I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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