look no pants
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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