But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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