I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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