: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Randomize
