school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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