i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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