i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
BRING THE BAGELS
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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