And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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