How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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