he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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