So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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