All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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