how can u be prego again
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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