So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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