The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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