I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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