after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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