My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
even my farts smell like vagina
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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