I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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