so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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