You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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