I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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