Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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