I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Don't EVER smell your tampon
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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